The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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