Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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