Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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