Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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