Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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