Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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