Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My balls are so social today.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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