Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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