Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I lost the right to judge tonight