The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!