im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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