But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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