sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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