Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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