Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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