I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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