Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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