We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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