Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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