I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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