He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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