arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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