i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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