I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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