so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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