Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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