How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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