If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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