? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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