Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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