You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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