i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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