found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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