that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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