I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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