are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Please don't give away my fajitas
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