doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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