the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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