There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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