absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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