i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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