I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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