so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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