Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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