summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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