I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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