i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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