You smell like stripper and shame
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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