like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
