it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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