that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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