No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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