Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize