You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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