Is it normal to miss your booty call?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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