no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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