i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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