She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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