quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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