i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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