no you cant smoke seaweed
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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