just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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